Frozen Pterodactyl Speaks!

....Is it going to chafe Callista "Stepford-Hatchet" Gingrich if she's called "First Slut" for four years? Nope. "Oh, please," she responds, "I've had sex with Newt Gingrich. Compared to that, anything is a God-damned rainbow, motherfuckers!"
....True dat. Even if it bothers her, we may never know - with more Botox in her than the entire cast of "Desperate Housewives", this is after all the face that doesn't contort into a death mask every time she realizes who she's married to.