Tuesday, August 31, 2010

9/11: Bad News Or Just Bad Aim?




Here's a partial list:

• Wall Street

• Sarah Palin's House

• Fox "News" HQ

• Any of John McCain's mansions

• Simon Cowell

• Lady Gaga

• Any "reality show" skank

• South Carolina

• Bret Michaels

• Sharon Osbourne

• Any of Ellen Degeneres' mansions

• Crawford, Texas

• Whoever Brad Pitt had design those God-awful New Orleans Freakshow Houses

• Fred Phelps

• Ann Coulter

• Anyone who owns "truck nuts"
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If the 9/11 planes had hit any of these instead of the World Trade Center, Osama bin Laden would be an American hero. I'm just sayin'.