Note To Self: Hire New Tapes Manager

Billy Idol's dumber sister

.....Pink, that cotton-candy singer who likes to pretend that she's a rocker when she's really just Katy Perry's beta-test from back in the day, appeared on America's bastion of truth to fake it.

.....Da Pinkster, on "The Daily Show", played her new song, the lofty artistic pinnacle called "Blow Me (One Last Kiss)" (insert Butthead laugh here), complete with the word "shit" 8 or so times in a desperate attempt to get her into the news if not back onto the charts, although the charts thing might be hard for a single that can't be played on the radio - can't wait to see how she changes the words for the broadcast version, like a real artist would (yes, I'm being facetious).

.....But, alas, whoever is in charge of Ms. P's backing tapes for her lip-sync performances (I assume they're named Magenta) goofed. The word "shit" was left in the song for the first verse and chorus, but they forgot to put it in the 2nd chorus, leaving the backing singers to very obviously lipsync "sh", which stood out all the more because at the time they were the only ones singing. (Pank herself only missed one word in the lip-sync, which in these days qualifies as admirable from "artists" of her, um, caliber.) So now we know what happened to Ashlee Simpson's old musical director!

.....Just one more reason that faking it sucks. In a recent tweet, Da Pinkster dismissed a bad Rolling Stone review with the words, "Anyone remember when people read Rolling Stone? Me neither." It seems one could say the same thing about her music, but maybe if she throws a few more hee-hee-dirty-words in next time, we'll pay attention to the "fucks" instead of the fuck-ups.