Nope, it's not her tribute to Christine O'Donnell! It has finally been proven that Bristol Palin's new gardening-spade of a plastic chin was indeed a "medical necessity" as she stated and not merely cosmetic. Turns out her natural chin had just been bruised beyond repair by all those testicles.
.....Her surgeon was quoted after the initial procedure as saying, "What the fuck, let's pull her face behind her neck and slant her eyes too. The less she looks like Briston Palin, the more of a chance she has in life!"
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