.....So the state famous for the biggest hole ever (because Bristol Palin doesn't count!) now has one just as large in their logic. The good news is that illegal aliens are the new health care (this month). The bad news is they just made it even easier for the cops to spend most of their time at Dunkin' Donuts.
.....Under the much-ballyhooed-and-bemoaned new law, Arizona officers can basically pick whoever they think is "lookin' illegal" and ask for papers. (What, no number-tattoo on the wrist anymore?) This means that, instead of actually doing what they're supposed to do, like checking employers' records and DMV files and other things that real policemen do, they can have a quick point-and-arrest and then head back for another Stuffin' Muffin.
....So what about the non-Hispanic illegals? Will there be one or two token Armenians tased a month to fake the nation out? Or will the old AZ even bother to hide its total disrespect for the Constitution (that goddamned search-and-seizure shit!) and related things that are the very reasons they aren't still all Navajo?
.....The one joyously American thing about this is the fact that Arizona boycotts began immediately. In this age of thinking about something at 1 and having it worldwide by 2, entire conventions have been re-plotted nearly overnight just to avoid seeing those new license plates that will say, "The Dumbass State". That caring by actual humans is a rare point of light in the darkness that is our nation's current resolve to care about no one beyond the reach of one's arm.
......In the meantime, though , the state that gave us the Presidential candidate with the shortest arms in history forgets that the first Americans to land here weren't exactly legal aliens, were they? If Native Americans got a really good lawyer...
.....We are sooooo fucked.

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