Now Is The Time For All Good Psychos To Come To The Aid Of Your Country

.....Tired of seeing the White House party crashers on every channel? Kate Gosselin leaning because her hair's unbalanced? A house full of 3rd-grade-educated pondscum on the Jersey Shore? Tiger Woods' mistresses getting paid for their "stories"? There's a simple solution.

.....Beat the fuck out of one of them.

.....All it would take is for some wackjob to blow a few of these no-talent, no-skill, please-daddy-look-at-me assholes away that are cluttering our television screens and what passes for what's left of our culture. Then maybe some trailer skank might not think it such a good thing to fellate her way to the small screen. At this point, it's the only way to stop the runaway train that is "reality" TV (a misnomer since most of it's either scripted or edited to suit the suits). Children (and child-minded adults) live what they learn. And what they learn nowadays is that all you have to do is have bigger fake boobs, or a balloon-boy or 8 kids to take advantage of, or just to be a total piece of crap (New York, anyone?) to reap fame and fortune without actually working for it.

.....So-called "reality" TV bullshit is so pervasive now that, as has been proven, people will break laws, hurt countless others, and who knows what else to be on the air. Ever since Amarosa made being a total cunt a marketing strategy, there have been no rules other than to do whatever it takes to get on the screen.

.....So how about we make some rules? Like the media not interviewing these circus freaks to see what makes them tick. We know what makes them tick.

.....They're whores.

.....Remember when MTV first took off, and the old folks said it would destroy America? Well, it definitely started the ball rolling, but not with music. It was called The Real World.