If Only They Had Been Size Fourteen

.....So the Iraqi journalist who threw his size-10 shoes at President Duhbya and managed only a close miss may end up getting 7 years for "assaulting a President". That's more than some murderers here serve. Ol' Prezzie says he's satisfied with that. Welcome to democracy! Maybe in the spirit of Bushness, Iraq's president will pardon him on his last day in office.

.....Who knew that Mr. Kill 'Em All would turn out to be President Pussy?

.....Oh, wait. That would be everybody. After all, the two kind of go hand in hand. George has been playing "Please look at me, Daddy!" forever. And what makes a man stand out like war atrocity? God knows the cocaine wasn't enough.

.....Wonder what the Iraqi sentence is for being responsible for the deaths of over 100,000 people? I'm just asking...