Joe the Radical Muslim Plumber

.....Joe the Plumber. We now know more about him than we know about Sarah Palin. He's done more interviews than her. Had more screen time than her. Been mentioned more by John McCain than she has.

.....And thanks to that goddamned gotcha media, we also now know that he's not a licensed plumber (i.e. he's illegal). He says he doesn't need to be licensed if his boss is. That's not true. He also says he wants to buy the business. Can't do it if he's not licensed. OK, he can, but he can't work there.

.....We also now know that he has a lien against his property because he's delinquent on back taxes. No wonder he's so worried about the possibility of new taxes- he can't handle the ones he's got. Maybe he spent the money on head wax.

.....Samuel Joseph "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher (who McCain incorrectly called "Wurzelberger" when he propped him up as a symbol for the entire fucking country) is a criminal. His name is even misspelled in the voting rolls, with an "o" instead of a "u", which by Republican standards means even his vote would be illegal.

.....John McCain repeatedly said at the last debate that Joe the Plumber was his "good friend".

.....John McCain pals around with terrorists.